So one time I was black-out drunk and my friends told me to take a picture with some random guy. Long story short I woke up the next morning to find this on my phone
I’m trying to find the right words for this but I can’t
you like attention? how dare you. how dare anyone like being loved
vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings
person: lol no thanks
vincent van gogh:
"it’s unrealistic to have that many queer ppl in the same group" buddy i can probably count the number of straight friends i have on one hand
why WOULDN’T you want your tax dollars to go towards paying for medicine and healthcare for other people
i’m having trouble understanding why you wouldn’t want to help other people be healthy. i like that. i think it’s nice. im absolutely okay with paying some taxes for that
DANIEL CHOSE TO WEAR A CARDIGAN DURING THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT SCENES IN THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX SO THAT HE LOOKED MORE LIKE LUPIN BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT LUPIN WAS THE ONLY REAL EDUCATIONAL TEACHER HARRY EVER RESPECTED AND LEARNT FROM AND ITS DETAILS LIKE THAT WHICH CRUSH MY SOUL
I had to look long and hard for this but YES IT IS ACTUALLY TRUE
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN
That’s pretty much Shakespeare in a nutshell. Is a line philosophical? Satirical? A pun? A dirty joke? Chances are, it’s all of the above.
there are no chances
it is most definitely all of the above
when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series